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revenge of the punk rock knitting circle

"I am 25 years old, choosing to remain childless, college educated, run a successful crafting business, well read, well spoken and most importantly I learned to knit and crochet all by myself...When I sit and knit I usually listen to music or watch television...generally speaking I am listening to Alkaline Trio, Rilo Kiley or The Cure. I am no Adolf Knitler and I am not a crochet-fascist... I bet this whole matter of anti-knitting-semitism would be solved if we as a community decided to knit Steven Wells a variety of things...if he doesn’t shape up we’ll simple assault him with our pointy sticks until he cries like a little girl."

"the dude has NO idea what he's even talking about. As a goth knitter formerly from Philly... I'm totally disgusted with him"

for philadelphia weekly